“Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended. And this is all very natural and organic and in tune with mysterious cycles of the cosmos, which believes that there’s nothing like millions of years of really frustrating trial and error to give a species moral fiber and, in some cases, backbone.” – Terry Pratchett

Now that we’ve had ample prove that rapture won’t stop by to save us all, maybe we should get on with the job at hand and evolve a little.

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Sometimes all you need is a little vision and a total lack of fear and soon you’ll have everyone kissing your ass and hailing you as the new messiah…

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Always remember that you are special. That you are a beautiful and unique snowflake. That you are yourself. Just like all the other mindless sheep out there…

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Fashion victims can be identified easily, all their clothing will have designer logos, they will be perfectly manicured, groomed and waxed and buffed. The mark of a true fashion victim is wearing every faddish trend that comes out. So here, try this trend and label yourself, after all you mean what we wear!

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A modern and articulate answer to the meanwhile legendary hipster shirt ‘John & Paul & Ringo & George‘.

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Boys are often very confused when girls accept the drinks they want to buy them. Their brains will go into overdrive: Does she like me? Is she a Slut? Am I being played?

Help clear up any confusion before such a situation arises and save those pretty boys a lot of worries. You’ll still be getting those free drinks, no doubt…

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Some things need to be said loud and clear. Aren’t you sick of guys always talking down to you and explaining things as for little kids? Well, time to tell them to shut up and put them in their place!

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The only way to secure peace is to prepare for war! Whoever is most prepared for war wins, not sure what, but he definitely wins. If you’re really well prepared and spreading peace aggressively enough you might even get a Nobel peace prize these days, who knows?

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Please allow me to introduce myself…

It takes just a quick glance, maybe three seconds, for someone to evaluate you when you meet for the first time. In this short time, the other person forms an opinion about you based on your appearance, your body language, your demeanour, your mannerisms, and how you are dressed.

Make sure you are dressed for the occasion, you know there’s never a second chance for a first impression!

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Can machines think? A good question. Do all humans think? A couple of people we know could easily be replaced by machines, without anyone noticing. For all others nerdy enough to know what a Turing-Test is, here is a t-shirt to show your place in today’s society and put those pesky machines back in line.

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